Movie Review: Snow Sharks

Snow Sharks a.k.a Avalanche Sharks a.k.a Sharkalanche a.k.a Avalanche Shark Attack
Titan Global Entertainment, Odyssey Media, Pulser Productions, Rogue State, The Cartel, Canada, 2014.

It is spring break and a group of brainless teens travels to Mammoth Mountain ski resort. Crazy mountain man Duffy (James Ouimet) tells that Skukkum-monster will kill those who go to the mountains. Sharks burrowing under snow start munching the unlucky party holiday goers. Soldier boy Wade's (Alexander Mendeluk) brother is missing as well Carol's (Nicole Helen) cousin. 

Just when you thought it was safe to go skiing

Adam

Duffy

Sheriff Adam (Richard Gleason) does not believe in Skukkum but his girlfriend Diana (Kata Nauta) tells that the snow sharks are real. Of course the town officials are reluctant to close the resort before it is too late. 

Madison (Kelle Cantwell) and Wade

Diana

From the producers of "Sand Sharks!" At least "Sand Sharks" had its moments. This one is utterly terrible and uses every single one of shark movie cliches. Scenes with cheap gore are at the same time predictable and surprising as the sharks can swim in snow that is only few inches deep popping out in locations where they shouldn't be. The characterizations are so weak that even the few potentially interesting characters are boring. This is so dumb that you will lose brain cells. 

Rating: Very bad

Starring: Alexander Mendeluk, Kate Nauta, Benjamin Easterday, Eric Scott Woods, Kelle Cantwell, Richard Gleason, Gina Holden, Jack Cullison, James Ouimet, Nicole Helen, Emily Addison, Mike Ruggieri, Erin Ross, Patrizia Cavaliere, Matt Gunther, Vinny Petengail, Richie Million Jr., Erika Jordan (as Yasmin Yeganeh), John Hundrieser, Amy Ninh, Haley Stewart, Michael Dostrow, Brett Reed, Charles Evans Jr., Abby Francis, Mika Brooks, Ryan Przestrzleski, Jonathan Widen, Spencer Brennan, Chris Prange, Blake Reistad, Jil Szewski 

Director: Scott Wheeler